25th November 2008 - I reckon we broke that planet

Holy crap!

We landed just now but not like on TV. There was no "engaging retro thrustors" or "touchdown" or "Mr Spock" or anything. We just kind of fell on a planet. There was just a huge BANG then a sound like lots of big rocks falling down. Some of the guys were all scared but I was like "Yeah! This is RAD!".

Anyway I want to go outside and see what it's like. It's meant to be dangerous because of the gravity and the pressure and something but I can hack it. I can only go out the side door right now but I reckon I can find a better way back in. I'm much better on my skateboard now too.

I got an email and I answered it but I'm answering it here too so people don't all ask me the same thing. My friend John from the internet asked:
"do you even know why you were in a cage on that ship, or what kind of ship it is? I think it might be a prison ship."

Hahaha! That's stupid John. Why would I be in one of those prison rockets? As if I'd get sent to a juvenile detention planet. AS IF.

Farewilly!
Crap Boy

10th November 2008 - Prelude in F U

Oh wow shits!

I wasn't gonna blog until touchdown but this is way cool. There was this huge crash and everything got all shaken up and my cell door smashed open and it was like BAM BNBL CREEEEE BSHSHSH!

It's all quiet now but. Like the engines stopped or something. We'll probably be here a while so I reckon I'll practice some tricks on my skateboard. I bet I can get to the top of the ship.

Smell ya alligator!
Crap Boy

I'm not done yet.

Hey,

What are you doing? My blog isn't ready. Anyway, I wasn't going to start writing 'till we landed. Come back later.

Crap Boy out!